I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m ending my life tonight.
I hate wearing a swimsuit with every ounce of my being.
I would rather walk a tight rope covered in Lego’s
Over the Grand Canyon
Juggling 5 bowling pins.
Singing the ABCs in french.
All while being chased by an army of angry bees
Smothered in honey
In 105 degree weather
During a hurricane.
With a broken arm.
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